09 September, 2008

Bagyo, Walis Ting-Ting and Jinggle Balls!

while some of my friends were all grumpy and emo this past few days, i opted to take this rainy shit differently. i know mother nature is being bitchy with all the thunder and lightning. it's even raining cats and pussies! omg!

as a feelingera Daniela Valencia, i wore my perfect balenciaga rain coat (ching lang!) and grabbed my ever deary walis tingting and voila! i swept the darn pavement like crazy ass!

and the nerve with the tambays for staring at me as if im part of the cast ng virgin island! bakat na bakat parang puso ni nastimac pala ang nippies ko!

kalurkey!

kiver na and tuloy sa pagwalis ng mga chuvang dirt na dinala ng heavy rain! asar times ten ang dame! even used napkins and condoms all the way! i swear!

i almost fainted when a group of teeny-weeny-tweny-oldie guys wearin boxers lang making takbo sa kalsada! mga anim siguro sila so 12 dangling jinggle balls lang naman!

so pasweet ako while making gitna sa kalsada to make harang kaso before they reach my place, mega u-turn na sila!

i so hate it and i threw the kawawang walis sa bahay, went up to take a warm shower and dress up as if im so effin emo.

when mother natures' bitchin, she really mean it!

asar!

10 Pakelamera:

Bloom said...

hahahahaha.. kadiri mare.. may used napkins and condoms? eeeewness! ahahahaha. naloka rin ako! ahahaha.. im proud of you mare.. love mo ang environment.. sana nag off lotion ka muna.. daming lamok dun.. madenggoy ka.. ahahahah! labb labb mare.. hug ou so tight! mwahs. :)

Ehjayculate said...

bakit kaya nag u-turn?

Myk2ts said...

bloom, haha mare, natakot ang mga lamoks sa kulog! grabe! sooo sarap maligo sa ulan with all the glory of love! go green pinoy! :)

Myk2ts said...

ejii, natakot saaken anu pa ba! :)) hehehehe

Anonymous said...

wahahahaha nu ba mare conyaaa!!!stranded ang myk sa traffic at papasabugin ang mrt bkit kasi d nlng ngdala ng car wahahaha makati makati i will never go back to makati!!!!

pchi said...

naaliw ako sa kwento

ew lang talaga sa napkin at condom
i hate even imagining it!

ewww!

i miss mykt2s!

Myk2ts said...

yeine! mare haha sana nakatulong instructions ko ha? :) thanks sa tawag at sa pag aalala hb mode ako talaga sa edsa-taft! kalupitan!

Myk2ts said...

pchi!
i knerr so yuckkky talaga dava? kaderder :) imaginin mo used na. ok lang sana kung brand new :p

i miss you too pchi

Roland said...

ganun naba ka-benta ang condom sa pinas? malapit ba kau sa mga motel? hahaha.

talagang iniwasan ka nga mga joggers ha... mga baztuz walang respeto sa isang binibini. joking!



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roland, pareho kayo ni bloom, mahirap ba? dalawa lang naman ah? :D minsan isang click lang may comment box na :)

haha ewan ko ba sang galing yun:)

hehe natakot ata sa binubuni, hindi binibini :))

 
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