21 August, 2008

My Size Betrayed Me

i know im a little plus-sized lady. just a little. but who cares? this is not about me!

this is about the guy from the show "Moment of Truth"

oh i looooove this show! so as Roneiluke.

the $25,000 question screwed an ex-marine married guy from the said show. when the host asked him if he ever stuffed himself when he used to be an underwear model, he answered NO.

and yes, that's a LIE.

that is after he truthfully answered questions like, his wife is boring, he sent flirtatious messages to another woman aside from his wife, he jokes about the etnicity of his wife and her family, and he made some changes to a customer's credit card bill just to get a bigger tip!

i bet his balls are bigger than his member.

wtf??? what's wrong with the $25,000 question? isn't he ashamed of admitting to the whole world that he did some teeny-weeny manipulation on his customer's bill just to get an extra tip?

and yet, it's much much better for the whole world to know that his dick is longer than that of the horse!

talk about his over-bloated ego!
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an early morning hb! grrrrnes. i feel for the wife! it really appears that she is just trying to smile and just keeping her cool for the sake of the show.

but i bet! nangigigil na si ateng sa galet!

the fact that he'd rather admit to the world that he has a boring wife than the truth about the number of basahan that he is putting in his package just to look acceptable?

kalowka davaaaa???
***o.O

SIGH. i have nothing against people who believes that size matters. it does in some reason. but my point here is, he showed how "truthful" he was when he answered nerve-wracking questions that could lead to a major issue between him and his wife, but when the question is about his member's statistics, he concealed the truth that he has to stuff his thing to look uhm, well, yummy?

come on... he should be smarter than that.

imagine the burden of loosing your wife and not winning the $25,000?

...and the terror of wondering if people looking at your crotch is thinking if it is stuffed or not.

;)

22 Pakelamera:

Roland said...

yey, una aku...

"i feel for the wife!" --wow, isa lang pumasok sa isip ko... bakit di u magmember sa gabriella... u cud be a good help to the org.

makibaka!!! wag matakot !!!

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about the issue:
for me, SIZE DOES MATTER.

lucas said...

wahaha! ibang klase talaga... i was able to watch this one and it's really unfair to his wife...

he can't face the truth about himself... goodluck na lang sa kanya... hehe!

pero hanga din ako sa mga taong sumasali sa show na to... ako aminadong may tinatago kaya hindi ako kelan man sasali dyan! haha! i believe that there are some things that should be left unspoken...

Myk2ts said...

roland.

ahaha, na hb ako ang aga aga dahil sa lalaking yun. biway pa naman sana. pwede ba ko sa Gabriella? hihihi baka ilagay ako sa FEJODAP :))

about the issue, hmmmn? iknow you are trying to imply without stating ;)

oo na. ikaw na ang GIFTED :)

oo! una ka! :)

Myk2ts said...

ron,
ako ren, parang ayoko sumali. not because takot akong malaman lahat ng tinatago ko, i mean, sino ba ang walang tinatago db? but i guess u'll agree with me on this, hindi worth yung pera para masira ang tiwala sa isang tao. dava? :)

nakaka hb ang show! daig pa ang tawag ng tanghalan!
:)

Jhamy whoops! said...

tsk.. ang sakit namang sabihin sayu nang partner mo na boring ka.. tsk.. sana nag asawa nalang sya nang police o drug lord.. cguro laging exciting ang buhay nya! hehehe!!


wala namang perpekto sa mundo.. lahat naman ng tao my bahong tinatago.. an epal naman nun contestant ha!! tsk...

teka anung size ba pinag uusapn nyu? size ng sapatos ba? lol

. said...

Shempre, kasi daw pwede mag-pack up ang wife at lumayas. Pero kapag nalaman ng buong mundo na isa siyang putotoy, wala nang tsik na papatol sa kanya. Hehe.

Bloom said...

bad yung guy. :( i wudnt be surprised if the wife calls off the marriage.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... ano pa nga ba?

Boying Opaw said...

hehehe. jokir...

Myk2ts said...

jhammy, panalo mga suggestions mo. o kaya mag asawa sya ng clown o kaya contortionist para di xa ma bore! ahhihihihihi

kamusta na sila tentay? kakamiss

Myk2ts said...

onga mugen, tama ka. may mga men talaga na ikinahihiya ang junior nila haha :)

Myk2ts said...

bloom.
sana nga maturuan na ng leksyon yung lalaki. if i were him, nagpakatotoo na sya sa size ng putotoy nya kesa naman sa natalo sya. duh??? after ng mga naunang tanong na sinagot nya db? kalowka mishu mare

Myk2ts said...

ka bute,

salamat sa pagdaan :)

pchi said...

aba... naloka ako
nag english na ang lola so sobrang inis

sosyal, english pagnaiinis...

ok, anyway, back to the issue at hand... hmmmm

wala akong reaksyon pala...
d ko kasi siya kilala
toinks

Jhamy whoops! said...

si tentay.. ayun busy kakatulog! hehehe!!! d pa kame uli nagkikita ee... haaayy!!! =(

bet ko yung clown.. masaya yun! lol

Savage Heart said...

Akala ko sisigaw na akow ng... AMERICA'S NEXT PLUS SIZE MODEL IS!!!!!!

Kape Kanlaon\ said...

sorry can't relate to the show.. walang cable pa sa amin.. heheh
but i would agree to you.. hindi talaga mabibili ng pera ang dignidad... ang show ba na to eh pa kapalan nang mukha?

sinong mas makapal muks, syang panalo?

kawawa naman..


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thank you by the way for appreciating my post.. i much put all my soul to it everytime my post ako..hahah
salamat talaga...
na add na ba kita sa links ko??

hmmm... add na kita... cheers!

Kape Kanlaon\ said...

Sana hindi ka naubasan ng 'bonggang' lunch dahil sa blog ko..hehe thanks

Myk2ts said...

pchi,
nahighblood lang ako mare. naku katakot takot na dugo ang lumabas sa ilong ko dahil sa post na to. :)

Myk2ts said...

jhammy, o diba? exciting yun dava? mega smile palagi kahit galit. pero ako yoko nun. may phobia ako sa clown :(

kamiss na ang patiss

Myk2ts said...

ronnan,
hahaha pukpukan ang labanan dun pagnagkataon, mare, maloloka si Tyra! :)

Myk2ts said...

lance,
medyo ganun yung format ng show. about kapalan ng mukha. you have to reveal things kapalit ng pera. exciting but not worth it para saakin...

wow. it's nice to read those posts. kaya pala malalim. ill add you up din sa list ko :)

hindi naman ako naubusan ng bonggang lunch meal :)

thanks :)

 
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